Massacre on 34th Street 2000: Doring and Roadkill Finally Win ECW Gold

New Jack versus Angel is the first of two dark matches listed in the official Results table. New Jack earns the victory, but no runtime or detailed finish is recorded in the provided material. C+ rewards the recognizable participants, feud continuity involving Da Baldies, and the value of preserving the complete card. The absence of timing and finish detail limits any stronger in-ring evaluation. Because the table labels the bout 1D, it counts as an official match rather than being treated as an unrelated pre-show segment. Its primary importance is completeness and late-era roster context rather than a major storyline development or must-see performance.

H. C. Loc versus Danny Daniels is the second dark match on the official card. Loc earns the recorded victory, while no runtime or detailed finish is established in the provided material. C+ rewards a clear result, the presence of two recurring ECW personalities, and the importance of keeping the full ten-match card intact. The lack of timing and match-detail information keeps the grade conservative. Daniels had also been involved in several late-2000 officiating stories, which gives the pairing a small amount of contextual interest. The bout remains secondary viewing material, but it belongs in the Event File because the Results table explicitly lists it as match 2D.

Christian York and Joey Matthews face Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger in 5:38 with Dawn Marie's managerial services at stake. York and Matthews hit the Rebel Yell on Swinger and earn the official victory. B rewards the unusual stipulation, fast pace, tag-team familiarity, and clear result. Afterward, Matthews is hurt and Dawn Marie turns on York, leaving him vulnerable to the Problem Solver from Diamond and Swinger. That post-match angle does not reverse the recorded win or create another bout. The match is useful because it advances both the team rivalry and Dawn Marie's alignment, though the short runtime limits its ceiling as a standalone wrestling attraction.

E. Z. Money faces Balls Mahoney in 7:52 with the rest of Hot Commodity nearby. Julio Dinero hits Mahoney with a neckbreaker, Chris Hamrick follows with the Confederate Crunch, and Money adds a moonsault before scoring the pin. B+ rewards the active finish, faction involvement, solid runtime, and the significance of Money beating an established ECW name. The heavy interference prevents the result from feeling like a clean singles breakthrough. Hot Commodity continues attacking after the bell until Nova makes the save, which leads to the next official match. Because the Results table separates the bouts, this result remains distinct from Nova versus Dinero.

Nova versus Julio Dinero begins from the aftermath of the preceding Hot Commodity attack and lasts 5:57. Hot Commodity interferes again until Balls Mahoney clears the ring with chair shots, after which Nova wins with a high-angle senton bomb. B rewards the cleanly recorded second result, energetic continuation from the prior segment, Nova's athletic offense, and the clear closing move. The short runtime and repeated outside involvement keep the match from becoming a more substantial singles showcase. Most importantly, the Event File treats it as its own official bout because the Results table gives Nova-Dinero a separate row rather than folding the entire sequence into Money-Mahoney.

Danny Doring and Roadkill challenge Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke for the ECW World Tag Team Championship in 9:01 with their partnership at stake if they lose. Doring knocks Mamaluke out of the immediate finish sequence, Roadkill escapes Guido's Kiss of Death, and Doring with Roadkill hit the Buggy Bang to win the titles. A- rewards championship stakes, a satisfying long-term payoff, a decisive finish, and the extra consequence of the split-up stipulation. The runtime is modest, but the result matters enormously to ECW's final tag-team history. After months of contention, Doring and Roadkill finally convert their push into a championship victory.

C. W. Anderson versus Tommy Dreamer receives 16:47, making it one of the card's longest non-title matches. Anderson wins after delivering an Anderson Spinebuster to Dreamer through a table. A- rewards substantial runtime, grudge-match intensity, the credibility of both wrestlers, a decisive finish, and the importance of Anderson beating an ECW mainstay. The table spot is part of the match's finish, but the official Results table lists a normal singles match rather than a special tables stipulation. Contemporary reaction identifies the bout as one of the stronger matches on the show, and the victory reinforces Anderson's late-2000 rise. The match's value rests in the feud's escalation more than in technical refinement.

Rhino defends the ECW World Television Championship against Spike Dudley in 9:51. Rhino knocks Spike out of the ring with a Gore, while Spike later attacks Rhino's knee with a steel chair in an attempt to change the match. Rhino ultimately catches Spike and chokes him out to retain the title. B rewards championship stakes, the contrast between Rhino's power and Spike's resilience, a clear retention, and useful runtime. The match is historically notable for extending Rhino's dominant late-era reign, but it is not among the show's most praised attractions. Its role is straightforward: keep Rhino strong and preserve the Television Championship heading into ECW's final pay-per-view.

The Unholy Alliance faces Super Crazy and his mystery partner in an 18:24 tag match, with Kid Kash arriving during the bout to fill the announced mystery role. Yoshihiro Tajiri and Mikey Whipwreck win after Tajiri hits a diving double foot stomp on Crazy through a table. A rewards the longest sustained tag-team work on the card, the mystery-partner reveal, four strong workers, creative offense, and the match's reputation as the event's showstealer. Kash's arrival does not create a second match because the Results table records one official tag with Crazy and Kash. This is the clearest must-watch match from Massacre on 34th Street.

Steve Corino defends the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Jerry Lynn and Justin Credible in a 22:51 Three-Way Dance. Credible eliminates Lynn first with That's Incredible, leaving Credible and Corino to continue the match. Corino ultimately hits the Old School Expulsion on Credible and retains the title. B+ rewards world-title stakes, substantial runtime, three major final-year names, clear elimination structure, and Corino's successful defense. The match received more mixed reaction than the best undercard bouts, which limits its grade despite its importance. Sandman's post-match attack on Jack Victory and theft of the championship belt are preserved as storyline aftermath rather than another official contest.